Blendtec

Have you seen these things?? I want one like its Christmas morning. I have long felt that nutrition, or my lack thereof, is playing a huge role in my illness. A few years back, I even went on this crazy homeopathic diet where I only ate meat and vegetables for 7 months. Didn't work.

Anyway, I bought a juicer a couple of years ago thinking this would solve my problems by juicing all of the stuff I knew I would never chew. The problem - juicing takes quite a bit of energy. Everyday I lay in bed and think about what I will juice that day. Then I waddle upstairs, look at the thing and think about all of the time and energy it is going to take to do such, my head starts spinning and then I get back in bed.

Blendtecs don't have any prep work needed and no clean up... You can even make ice cream or soup in those things in like 2 minutes. It even heats the soup up for you. I am like an infomercial but my cousins rave about theirs and how much better they eat since having them.

New life. New town. New relationship to food. New way of eating.

What camera thing can I sell to buy one of these babies?